{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"teacher-hat-planting-seeds-of-greatness-daily-embroidered-corduroy-cap-new-chapter-tees","title":"Teacher Hat — Planting Seeds Of Greatness Daily Embroidered Corduroy Cap | New Chapter Tees","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00 - 22.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.01\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003ePanel height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eNobody sees it happen in real time. The seed you plant on a Tuesday in October doesn't bloom until years later, in someone else's life, long after they've forgotten your name. But you keep planting anyway. That's the job. That's the whole quiet miracle of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis vintage corduroy cap carries that meaning quietly — a single embroidered botanical in warm gold, a small daily reminder of the growth you set in motion without ever getting to watch it finish. Retro charm, soft texture, and a design that means something to the people who understand it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe 100% cotton corduroy has a soft textured feel with a relaxed low-profile crown, while the cotton twill sweatband keeps you comfortable through long days. Six embroidered eyelets add breathability and the adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle ensures a perfect fit. 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They just handed you a whistle, pointed at thirty kids with unlimited energy, and said good luck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIt takes balls to be a PE teacher. Literally — basketballs, volleyballs, soccer balls, and whatever else rolled under the bleacher last Tuesday. But also the kind that gets you back on that gym floor every single day, running drills, breaking up arguments over dodgeball rules, and somehow making it all look effortless.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis shirt celebrates that. A buff cartoon frog coach — sunglasses on, net bag of sports equipment in hand, little frog sidekick at his feet — printed in bright gold, warm coral, and bold green across a deep black heavyweight canvas. The kind of shirt that starts conversations at community rec nights and earns knowing nods from every PE teacher in the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe dense, smooth cotton takes color-rich printing beautifully, so the bright yellows, greens, and warm reds pop hard against the deep black fabric. 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The front features a retro nurse illustration and bold lettering that reads “Trust Me I Googled Nothing,” blending vintage charm with modern humor. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt crisp and comfortable whether worn on shift, at study sessions, or out running errands. The retail crew fit and ribbed knit collar create a neat silhouette that layers easily under a cardigan or pairs with jeans. Thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label—means it holds shape, resists stretching, and feels great against the skin. Ethically made and REACH certified, this tee fits into a responsible wardrobe while making a playful statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz (142 g\/m²) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for a tidy, layered look\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape provide structure and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for reduced skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printing options produce crisp, vibrant front and sleeve prints; sourced blanks from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49816540971250,"sku":"28893671637611179601","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49816541004018,"sku":"18373091310653324761","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49816541036786,"sku":"30119900663153464460","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49816541069554,"sku":"10053505350213114712","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49816541102322,"sku":"15008119589928226985","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49816541135090,"sku":"25670528418290971153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/2407\/6274\/files\/727339384742669922_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1784240114"},{"product_id":"the-beeping-never-stops-funny-nurse-t-shirt-new-chapter-tees","title":"The Beeping Never Stops — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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Here's the white rewrite:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDescription:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eIV pump. Cardiac monitor. Call light. Vent alarm. Repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEvery nurse knows the sound. Not one beep — all of them, simultaneously, from six different rooms, each one technically urgent and somehow all happening at once. The beeping never stops. It follows you on your break, it follows you home, it follows you into your days off until your brain finally decides to manufacture it on its own just to keep things familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis shirt gets it. A grumpy raccoon nurse — coffee in one paw, clipboard in the other, expression saying everything that can't be said on the floor — printed across the chest as a quiet nod to anyone who's ever run a code, charted through an alarm symphony, or simply survived another shift on willpower and caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWear it on your days off, on the commute home, or any time you need something that actually understands what your week looked like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBuilt on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that's soft enough to wear straight off a shift and fitted enough to look intentional. The retail crew neck and side-seamed construction keep a clean flattering shape whether you're layering it under a jacket or wearing it solo. 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Wear it on hectic mornings, casual school days, or weekend meetups when you want comfort with a sense of humor. A tiny wearable story: messy schedule, steady spirit, and a light-hearted take on getting it all done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBuilt on the Bella+Canvas 6405CVC Women's Relaxed Heather CVC V-Neck — soft cotton-poly heather blend that breathes and moves with you all day. 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