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Your body did not consent to this workout. And yet here you are — keeping someone alive and getting your cardio in simultaneously. That is called efficiency. That is called nursing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis shirt commemorates that efficiency. The front carries a finely detailed botanical anatomical heart — delicate wildflowers and leaves growing organically around a beautifully rendered medical illustration, held in two open hands — above the line \"CPR BURNS CALORIES.\" The back adds \"SURE BEATS THE TREADMILL\" for anyone who needed it confirmed in writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe heather ice blue colorway gives the warm terracotta illustration a soft medical reference through color — subtle enough that most people won't notice, obvious enough that every nurse will. Lightweight Airlume cotton feels gentle through long shifts and longer study sessions. Retail crew neckline keeps everything neat and layerable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe kind of shirt that looks thoughtful and reads hilarious — which is pretty much the nurse experience in a nutshell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz, breathable and soft\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRetail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a neat structured 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