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That's what everyone gets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe kids need it for their development, their energy levels, and their ability to focus for the second half of the day. The teachers need it to stand outside in the fresh air, drink something warm, and remember what it feels like to not be responsible for thirty things at once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eTwenty minutes is not enough for either party. This shirt states that plainly, without drama, as a simple matter of record.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMore recess. For everyone. This is the position.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBuilt on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that's soft enough to wear straight off a shift and fitted enough to look intentional. The retail crew neck and side-seamed construction keep a clean flattering shape whether you're layering it under a jacket or wearing it solo. Tear-away label keeps irritation off the table when your skin is already done with the day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRetail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSide-seamed construction for a clean tailored silhouette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eShoulder tape for seam stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTear-away label for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePre-shrunk fabric — minimal shrinkage after washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eREACH certified, ethically manufactured\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSizes S–XL available in this colorway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eCare instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNon-chlorine bleach as needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTumble dry low heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIron or steam on medium heat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eMakes a great gift for teachers, school staff, and anyone who considers twenty uninterrupted minutes outside a form of luxury.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49816540578034,"sku":"22612050790486294226","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49816540610802,"sku":"47908334773129841845","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49816540643570,"sku":"28878842984221479504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49816540676338,"sku":"30774352292365336181","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49816540709106,"sku":"10262713597000948337","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49816540741874,"sku":"31242793960448508631","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0833\/2407\/6274\/files\/6356801702260344004_v2_2048_custom.jpg?v=1784240111","url":"https:\/\/newchaptertees.co\/products\/recess-isnt-long-enough-funny-teacher-t-shirt-new-chapter-tees","provider":"New Chapter Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}