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A grumpy raccoon nurse — coffee in one paw, clipboard in the other, expression saying everything that can't be said on the floor — printed across the chest as a quiet nod to anyone who's ever run a code, charted through an alarm symphony, or simply survived another shift on willpower and caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eWear it on your days off, on the commute home, or any time you need something that actually understands what your week looked like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eBuilt on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that's soft enough to wear straight off a shift and fitted enough to look intentional. The retail crew neck and side-seamed construction keep a clean flattering shape whether you're layering it under a jacket or wearing it solo. 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