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Unspoken ones. Every nurse knows them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe call light is for pain. For medication. For genuine medical need. It is not for requesting a second pillow. It is not for asking whether the game is on channel four or channel five. It is not for finding out if the Jello comes in strawberry — and it is definitely not for summoning a nurse to deliver said Jello with a smile while six other patients wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThis shirt exists for every nurse who has walked into a room, seen the situation, and maintained complete professional composure while internally calculating the exact number of minutes until the end of shift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe vintage graphic says it all — stoic nurse, delighted patient, orange Jello. 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