Funny Chemistry Teacher Shirt — Wizard School Wasn't Hiring | New Chapter Tees
Funny Chemistry Teacher Shirt — Wizard School Wasn't Hiring | New Chapter Tees
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You didn't get the letter. The academy wasn't hiring. So you did what any self-respecting witch would do — you took your talents to a classroom and started teaching mortals how to balance equations instead.
And honestly? Chemistry is basically potion-making with worse lighting and more paperwork. You transform substances, predict reactions, and occasionally cause a small explosion. The wand just looks like a laser pointer now.
Soft, heavyweight cotton meets clever witchy humor. This garment-dyed tee shows a bespectacled witch at a blackboard, wand raised over a chemistry equation, for the science teacher who runs their classroom like a little bit of magic. Wear it to lab nights, study sessions, or casual weekends when you want a smart magical wink in your outfit.
The Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed blank is the gold standard for premium casual tees. Built from heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun US cotton and dyed after construction, every shirt has a soft lived-in feel and subtle color variation that makes it look like a well-loved favorite from day one. The relaxed tubular fit drapes naturally without clinging, and the pre-shrunk fabric means what you order is what you get — wash after wash.
Product details:
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight
- Garment-dyed after construction for vintage texture and soft hand feel
- Relaxed tubular fit, no side seams for clean drape
- Pre-shrunk fabric — minimal shrinkage after washing
- Double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Sewn-in twill label
- Sizes S–XL available in this colorway
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat only
- Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for the chemistry teacher in your life who makes learning feel like magic — Teacher Appreciation Week, back to school, end of year, or any day that deserves a little acknowledgment.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean