CPR Burns Calories — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
CPR Burns Calories — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
No gym membership. No personal trainer. No problem.
Chest compressions at the recommended depth and rate burn approximately 125 calories per ten minutes. That is science. That is also the most exhausting workout you never signed up for — and somehow it keeps showing up on your schedule.
This shirt is for the nurses, paramedics, and first responders who count compressions as cardio, consider a code blue a full body workout, and have absolutely no interest in explaining any of this to someone who works in an office.
The front carries a retro FITNESS shield with crossed hands over a heart and the phrase "CPR BURNS CALORIES." The back delivers the follow-up: "SURE BEATS THE TREADMILL." Two sentences. Your entire fitness philosophy. Done.
Available in black and navy — both built for real days. The kind of shirt that communicates your professional experience, your sense of humor, and your general attitude toward unsolicited wellness advice — all at once, without you having to say a word.
Soft Bella+Canvas jersey fabric, retail fit, side seams and ribbed collar keeping everything in shape through however many washes your schedule allows.
Product details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, lightweight
- Retail fit with side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention through workouts and washes
- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label for a clean comfortable finish
- DTF/DTG printed graphics — crisp retro emblem on front, deadpan back text
- REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
- Available in Black and Navy — S through 3XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on medium heat only
- Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for nurses, paramedics, EMTs, CPR instructors, and anyone whose idea of a warm up involves saving a life first.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean