Nurse Magic Tee — "Nursing Because Wizard Wasn’t Available" Graphic T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Nursing Because Wizard Wasn't Available — Funny Nurse T-Shirt
The original plan was magic. Transform the sick into the well with a wave of the hand, diagnose the undiagnosable by intuition, and move through the hospital on a schedule that defied the laws of physics and staffing ratios.
Wizard was not hiring. So you went to nursing school instead.
Which, as it turns out, involves most of the same skills — just with more documentation, less enchanted staffing, and significantly more compression socks. You still do things that look like magic to the people watching. You still show up and make the impossible feel manageable. You just do it with a stethoscope instead of a wand.
Close enough.
Product details
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Medium-weight 100% cotton body — durable, breathable, comfortable all day
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Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
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Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
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DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front graphics and sleeve design
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Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton
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Available XS–2XL
Care instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Non-chlorine bleach as needed
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Tumble dry low heat
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Do not iron
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Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for nurses, nursing students, and anyone who performs what looks like magic every single shift with absolutely no enchantment budget.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean