CPR Burns Calories — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
CPR Burns Calories — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Technically speaking, chest compressions at the recommended depth and rate burn approximately 125 calories per ten minutes.
You did not ask for this information. Your body did not consent to this workout. And yet here you are — keeping someone alive and getting your cardio in simultaneously. That is called efficiency. That is called nursing.
This shirt commemorates that efficiency. The front carries a finely detailed botanical anatomical heart — delicate wildflowers and leaves growing organically around a beautifully rendered medical illustration, held in two open hands — above the line "CPR BURNS CALORIES." The back adds "SURE BEATS THE TREADMILL" for anyone who needed it confirmed in writing.
The heather ice blue colorway gives the warm terracotta illustration a soft medical reference through color — subtle enough that most people won't notice, obvious enough that every nurse will. Lightweight Airlume cotton feels gentle through long shifts and longer study sessions. Retail crew neckline keeps everything neat and layerable.
The kind of shirt that looks thoughtful and reads hilarious — which is pretty much the nurse experience in a nutshell.
Product details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight 4.2 oz, breathable and soft
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a neat structured silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and durability
- DTF/DTG printed front graphic and back text — crisp botanical detail and clean typography
- REACH certified and responsibly manufactured with fair-labor practices
- Available S–3XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on medium heat only
- Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for nurses, nursing students, first responders, and anyone who has legitimately counted a code as their workout for the day.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean