Nursing Because Witch Wasn't Available — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
Nursing Because Witch Wasn't Available — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
You didn't choose the dark arts. You chose something far more intense — twelve hour shifts, impossible patients, and charting that could break a lesser person. But every now and then, usually somewhere around hour ten, you think about what could have been.
The cauldron would have been easier. Probably better hours too.
This shirt is for the nurse who handles the kind of chaos most people couldn't survive for a single afternoon and still shows up the next day ready to do it again. Wear it on your days off, at Halloween, or any time you want people to know exactly what kind of energy you're walking in with.
The Bella+Canvas 3001 is the gold standard for soft, fitted graphic tees. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a print surface that holds bold graphics sharp and clean, wash after wash. Fitted without being restrictive, comfortable enough to actually want to wear it on your days off.
Product details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Retail fit — not boxy, not skin-tight, sits naturally on the body
- Side-seamed construction for a clean tailored silhouette
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric — minimal shrinkage after washing
- Sizes S–XL available in this colorway
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat only
- Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for the nurse in your life who has seen everything, handled everything, and still shows up — especially around Halloween or any time they need a reminder that they chose the right kind of magic.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean