The Beeping Never Stops — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
The Beeping Never Stops — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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Description:
IV pump. Cardiac monitor. Call light. Vent alarm. Repeat.
Every nurse knows the sound. Not one beep — all of them, simultaneously, from six different rooms, each one technically urgent and somehow all happening at once. The beeping never stops. It follows you on your break, it follows you home, it follows you into your days off until your brain finally decides to manufacture it on its own just to keep things familiar.
This shirt gets it. A grumpy raccoon nurse — coffee in one paw, clipboard in the other, expression saying everything that can't be said on the floor — printed across the chest as a quiet nod to anyone who's ever run a code, charted through an alarm symphony, or simply survived another shift on willpower and caffeine.
Wear it on your days off, on the commute home, or any time you need something that actually understands what your week looked like.
Built on the Bella+Canvas 3001 — lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that's soft enough to wear straight off a shift and fitted enough to look intentional. The retail crew neck and side-seamed construction keep a clean flattering shape whether you're layering it under a jacket or wearing it solo. Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape mean it holds its shape through every wash cycle, and the tear-away label keeps irritation off the table when your skin is already done.
Product details:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, lightweight and breathable
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Side-seamed construction for a clean tailored silhouette
- Shoulder tape for seam stability
- Tear-away label for all-day comfort
- Pre-shrunk fabric — minimal shrinkage after washing
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured
- Sizes S–XL available in this colorway
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on medium heat
- Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for the nurse in your life who deserves something that finally speaks their language — Nurses Week, a birthday, or just a Tuesday that was a lot.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean