This Is Not Room Service — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
This Is Not Room Service — Funny Nurse T-Shirt | New Chapter Tees
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
There are rules. Unspoken ones. Every nurse knows them.
The call light is for pain. For medication. For genuine medical need. It is not for requesting a second pillow. It is not for asking whether the game is on channel four or channel five. It is not for finding out if the Jello comes in strawberry — and it is definitely not for summoning a nurse to deliver said Jello with a smile while six other patients wait.
This shirt exists for every nurse who has walked into a room, seen the situation, and maintained complete professional composure while internally calculating the exact number of minutes until the end of shift.
The vintage graphic says it all — stoic nurse, delighted patient, orange Jello. The text beneath it says the rest.
Wear it on nights off, at staff gatherings, or anywhere colleagues will clock it immediately and say nothing because they have lived this exact moment and they respect you for surviving it.
Lightweight Airlume combed cotton breathes easily on the days after the long ones. Retail crew neckline layers under a scrub jacket or wears clean on its own. The kind of shirt that becomes part of the routine — a conversation starter, a shared laugh, and a small reminder that some battles are won with composure and a deadpan expression.
Available in black and navy.
Product details
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable, soft
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit crew collar and shoulder tape for lasting structure
- Tear-away label to minimize irritation during long shifts
- DTF/DTG printed graphic — crisp vintage illustration and bold typography
- REACH certified
- Available in Black and Navy — S through 3XL
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low heat
- Iron or steam on medium heat only
- Do not dry clean
Makes a perfect gift for nurses, male nurses, paramedics, EMTs, charge nurses, and anyone who has ever delivered Jello to a patient who hit the call light four times in twenty minutes.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean